Greetings of hatred!
Howdy! I guess you're laughing your ass off right now. I still remember what you did last Friday!
Last Friday, I purchased pineapple juice during my break time. It's roughly about 7pm when I went to the convenience store. I still have classes to attend to, so I went back to the office right away. Here's what happened:
9:00- Still Okay
10:00- Ooops! I suddenly felt the call of nature. It's like having a battalion of cocoon moving inside my tummy, and not butterflies. I was perspiring, and my skin was cold and clammy though the temperature in the office was 18 degrees Celsius . I even can't focus on the task itself, since I was worried about my condition. I was already standing, and already felt the urgency to go to the bathroom. Unfortunately, I can't right away; I had marathon of classes that time, and I still need to wait until 10:50 pm. Too bad, wasn't it? NO CAN DO!
When my class ended, I rushed to the nearest bathroom like agent 007 on a mission. But.... Oh man! Holy cow! Holy pineapple! it's locked. I can't give up, since I can really feel them coming! I tried to maintain my composure, and lucky to recall that there are bathrooms on every floors of that vintage building.
I found a haven on the third floor; it's like a red carpet entrance for me. What a relief! There was a total silence at that moment, and the only sound that I can hear, was the one that I'm making. It's like 123....drop/splash 123...drop/splash 123...drop/splash. It's pretty amazing!
It lasted for about 10 minutes, and I was about to call it a success. Not until I realized... I FORGOT THE TISSUE, there wasn't a faucet inside nor near the cubicle, the lavatory was out of reach , and there were still people coming back and forth. What a headache! I can't go out like that duh!!!
What a shame! It's already 11:05 pm, and I need to go back right away. Why? It's because our shift is only 2-11pm; they usually turn off the lights, and locked it up that time. My bag was still in there, and what a shame if they found out what I did. I was really having a horrible day that time, but thanks to my handkerchief, which I found in my left pocket . It really made my day, and solved my worries! (No need to elaborate, it's really grossed trust me! )
When I went back to the office, everyone was staring at me as if I did a crime. They had been waiting for a couple of minutes. Well anyways, just told them that I just washed my face, and got lost track of time. I ended my day with a poker face, and feeling uncomfortable all throughout. What a journey it has been indeed!
With what happened, I'm really going to file a case. You didn't mention in your product that "A pineapple a day can make your day grossed" nor "A pineapple a day can make your tummy upset"