Life as I know it!

What's life? Well, I don't know! That's the reason why I'm asking lol! Each of us has a unique calling for us to fulfill---They called it fate. Our own description of our life determines our values, expectations, goals, and perhaps destiny. People say that, the way you see your life shapes your life; it's our life's metaphor. Uhm! Okay, but It's still vague and fuckin' hard to understand the complexities of life.

"What a Wonderful World"

The story begins with a baby who envisions a wonderful world in his dreams.  I hope you'll like it a lot, because it really made me proud and delighted after I finished this video. Let's try to make this world a wonderful place to live in. Have a blessed day everyone!

( Note: I don't own the music and pictures used in this video. They're just taken on the web. I just own the brilliant idea!  ^_^ ) lol !

"My First Love"

You made my eyes jumbo when the first time I saw you. Your innocent look and devilish smile helped me decide that you're the one. Remembering the good times that we had , makes it harder for me to move  on.  I   hope by chance you can read this somewhere. I taught you how to read remember? Haha!

My Dentist's Boobies

It was one fine afternoon, when I decided to pay a visit to my dentist.   The sky was clear, temperature, 92 degrees, humidity 97 percent, and both were climbing (of course I’m lying, I’m not a weather forecaster duh!). It was just the kind of day that never failed to inspire me to avoid procrastination.  I was eager to show up for my scheduled teeth prophylaxis, which I religiously do at least twice a year. 

The Church Conundrum on Condoms bow!

Condoms are barrier device most commonly used during sexual intercourse to reduce the probability pregnancy and spreading of sexually transmitted diseases such as gonorrhea, syphilis and HIV. It's 90 percent effective in preventing HIV transmission.

Kris Kringle

Christmas season is in the air!   In the spirit of Christmas, we usually do Kris Kringle in our country. We exchange gifts weekly following different categories like something sweet, nasty, memorable,  colorful blah blah blah     = )   I don't  know, but I'm very excited receiving and giving presents. It makes me feel special somehow. I also enjoy  looking at people's reactions opening their presents. Some presents are super cool others might be so-so. It's not  the amount of gift  you're going to get but it's the thought that matters the most. Well anyway, as part of my tradition on my blog. I won't stop discovering the origin of different traditions whether special or unusual as long as it's worth knowing.  

What's Kris Kringle by the way?  I know that Christmas history and traditions came from different sources and have evolved throughout generations. Since, it's very entertaining and  worth knowing I tried to collate every piece of information I got on the net.

Kris Kringle originated from Germany and America. It's a name derived from Christ Kindel( Christ-Child). The name Kris Kringle is still popular as the Santa Claus of some Pennsylvania Dutch web pages today. He Carries a tiny Christmas tree and enters the house through a window left open. When he has left the presents, he rings a bell allowing the household to know of his departure. Thus" Kris Kringle" a name deriving from the German Christ Kindel is another name for Santa Claus.

The persona of Santa Claus showed up among the Pennsylvania Dutch in the mid 1820's in the form of Kris Kringle/Belsnickle (Pelz-nickle) which means "Nicholas in Furs"   Belsnickle would travel the Pennsylvania countryside ringing his bell looking for good children to give out his small gifts of cakes and nuts to. If Belsnickle came across a child who had not been behaving in the past year, he would warn the child to be good or else he might give them a smack with his rod. Anyways, whilst " Santa Claus" is more popular over the world, to some people Kris Kringle( Christ Child) has become used as another synonym for Santa Claus.

That's how the story goes guys.  I hope you learned something worth knowing today. Let's have a blast on our Kris Kringle!

Sources:

http://www.stcharleschristmas.com/kriskringle.htm

http://www.santaswarehouse.com.au/history_of_christmas/who_is_kris_kringle.shtml

"Message in a Tumbler 2010"

Sounds similar right? Nope! It's definitely not what you think. I didn't copy the  title of my post, from the movie "Message in a bottle". Well anyway, here's how it started. It was Saturday afternoon , when I decided to roam around the shopping mall. I went to the men's apparel to check out clothes, and some goodies that I can use at work; none of them was an eye catcher. I didn't want to go home empty-handed, so I decided  to buy a tumbler.  Thousands showed up in variety of colors and have good packages as well.  I actually heard voices from one of  them saying buy me, buy me... not them me! (lol)  But one tumbler stands out the crowd and only a few pieces are left.  Its cap is made of the finest steel and the transparency illuminates the pristineness of  water.  Its  slender shape enables the user  to have a good grip while drinking, and enough to quench your thirst.  On top of that, it has encrypted messages of life experiences,  which only the chosen one has the power and authority to decipher those codes. I strongly believe that I'm the chosen one,  because it's me who bought  it.  Oh man!  what a headache describing the tumbler. Its better to show you the actual picture, and enumerate the messages encrypted on it to cut the story short.  It took me 3 days in conceptualizing my tumbler's photo shoot such a pain in the ass.

"MESSAGE IN A TUMBLER (2010)"
                                                                                                                   
Director: Angelo Valencia

Writer:Angelo Valencia
Photographer:Angelo Valencia
Actors:  Mr. Tumbler  and Ms. White Sand
Budget:  2$
Ratings: 5 out 5

       

Encryption/Plot:                                                                                  

1. Drink Fresh water and as much water as  you can. Water flushes unwanted toxins from your body and keeps your brain sharp.

2. Life is full of setbacks, your outlook on life is a direct reflection of how much  you like yourself.
                                                                               

3.  Dance, Sing, Floss and Travel.
                                                                    
4. Friends are more important than money.

 5. Do one thing a day that scares you.

6. Stress is related to 99% of all illness.

7. Children are the orgasms of life. Just like you did not know what an orgasm was before you had one, nature does not let you know how great children are until you actually have them.

8. Choose a positive thought , the conscious brain can only hold one thought at a time.

9. Jealousy works the opposite way you want it to.

10. Breathe deeply and appreciate the moment.  Living in the moment could be the meaning of life.

11. Take various vitamins.  You never know what small mineral can eliminate the bottleneck to everlasting health.

12. Wake up and realize you are surrounded by amazing friends.

13. The least should never give way to what matters most.

14. Do it now! The world is changing at such a rapid rate that  is waiting to implement. Changes will leave you steps behind.

15.Creativity is maximize when you're living in the moment. 

 I hope you learn something from one of the messages encrypted on my tumbler. It's really just a piece of cake deciphering  these codes, if you're really the chosen one. Have a  blessed day to everyone!

Fireflies

          

                                I hope I  can make you smile  through my video.     
                       Have a great day!