THE SPEEDY DECLINE OF HUMANITY

Whenever I see a child, I can’t prevent myself from smiling.   Looking through their eyes is an epitome of living in a world of innocence and happiness.   Their world is a magical place where you can throw all your worries away. Their adorability brings joy and an indescribable feeling, hence; no amount of money can ever replace their existence.  

TODAY MY LIFE BEGINS

Have you been depressed, confused, bored and lonely lately? Have you ever dreamt of something so badly, where you’re so close yet so far? Does giving up is not an option? Or it just stalls everything? Sometimes obstacles are too much to handle to the point that we just let it succumbs our being. We’ve always wanted a 360 degree change in the course of our lives, but no can do!    

Monday Morning Sickness!

 
AAAAHHHHH!!! After a long vacation from holidays. It's time to go back to work again.  I felt terrible, dreadful and horrendous. Why? It's Monday again!

Does anyone of you have experienced Monday Morning Sickness? Monday mornings, when you feel very lazy, you don't wanna wake up  no matter how cacophonic your alarm clock  is.  Whether  you're a student or an employee, I'm sure there's no escape when Monday Morning Sickness has struck you. Oh come on! Why so sad? You should be happy, trust me!

Life as I know it!

What's life? Well, I don't know! That's the reason why I'm asking lol! Each of us has a unique calling for us to fulfill---They called it fate. Our own description of our life determines our values, expectations, goals, and perhaps destiny. People say that, the way you see your life shapes your life; it's our life's metaphor. Uhm! Okay, but It's still vague and fuckin' hard to understand the complexities of life.

My Dentist's Boobies

It was one fine afternoon, when I decided to pay a visit to my dentist.   The sky was clear, temperature, 92 degrees, humidity 97 percent, and both were climbing (of course I’m lying, I’m not a weather forecaster duh!). It was just the kind of day that never failed to inspire me to avoid procrastination.  I was eager to show up for my scheduled teeth prophylaxis, which I religiously do at least twice a year. 

The Church Conundrum on Condoms bow!

Condoms are barrier device most commonly used during sexual intercourse to reduce the probability pregnancy and spreading of sexually transmitted diseases such as gonorrhea, syphilis and HIV. It's 90 percent effective in preventing HIV transmission.

"Message in a Tumbler 2010"

Sounds similar right? Nope! It's definitely not what you think. I didn't copy the  title of my post, from the movie "Message in a bottle". Well anyway, here's how it started. It was Saturday afternoon , when I decided to roam around the shopping mall. I went to the men's apparel to check out clothes, and some goodies that I can use at work; none of them was an eye catcher. I didn't want to go home empty-handed, so I decided  to buy a tumbler.  Thousands showed up in variety of colors and have good packages as well.  I actually heard voices from one of  them saying buy me, buy me... not them me! (lol)  But one tumbler stands out the crowd and only a few pieces are left.  Its cap is made of the finest steel and the transparency illuminates the pristineness of  water.  Its  slender shape enables the user  to have a good grip while drinking, and enough to quench your thirst.  On top of that, it has encrypted messages of life experiences,  which only the chosen one has the power and authority to decipher those codes. I strongly believe that I'm the chosen one,  because it's me who bought  it.  Oh man!  what a headache describing the tumbler. Its better to show you the actual picture, and enumerate the messages encrypted on it to cut the story short.  It took me 3 days in conceptualizing my tumbler's photo shoot such a pain in the ass.

"MESSAGE IN A TUMBLER (2010)"
                                                                                                                   
Director: Angelo Valencia

Writer:Angelo Valencia
Photographer:Angelo Valencia
Actors:  Mr. Tumbler  and Ms. White Sand
Budget:  2$
Ratings: 5 out 5

       

Encryption/Plot:                                                                                  

1. Drink Fresh water and as much water as  you can. Water flushes unwanted toxins from your body and keeps your brain sharp.

2. Life is full of setbacks, your outlook on life is a direct reflection of how much  you like yourself.
                                                                               

3.  Dance, Sing, Floss and Travel.
                                                                    
4. Friends are more important than money.

 5. Do one thing a day that scares you.

6. Stress is related to 99% of all illness.

7. Children are the orgasms of life. Just like you did not know what an orgasm was before you had one, nature does not let you know how great children are until you actually have them.

8. Choose a positive thought , the conscious brain can only hold one thought at a time.

9. Jealousy works the opposite way you want it to.

10. Breathe deeply and appreciate the moment.  Living in the moment could be the meaning of life.

11. Take various vitamins.  You never know what small mineral can eliminate the bottleneck to everlasting health.

12. Wake up and realize you are surrounded by amazing friends.

13. The least should never give way to what matters most.

14. Do it now! The world is changing at such a rapid rate that  is waiting to implement. Changes will leave you steps behind.

15.Creativity is maximize when you're living in the moment. 

 I hope you learn something from one of the messages encrypted on my tumbler. It's really just a piece of cake deciphering  these codes, if you're really the chosen one. Have a  blessed day to everyone!